Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Bring Back Janos

AFC Telford really fancy their chances of a Cup upset this weekend. Having witnessed Morecambe run riot who can blame them. Let's not forget Chelmsford or even Grimsby who must be thanking their lucky stars that the Imps are all that stands between them and the chance to turn their season around. Well we need to buck that trend at the Bucks this weekend with a battering ram called Janos. For he can do a job at both ends of the pitch and ensure we come back with the cup cash.

Fear not frightened fellow red and white horned folk for there is an Imp amongst us who would die for the cause. A man mountain of an Imp who needs but the Sincil Siren to tell him to protect us from the incoming aerial threat. A man so hard he has four Weetabix for breakfast and has raw meat specialists Vinny Jones and Danny Dyer as his personal chefs. Does a bear **** in the woods? Well if Kovacs did, an entire tribe of hunter gatherers could move straight in and have plenty of room for expansion! Picture it the Sincil Schwarzenegger is confronted in a Glasgow bar by a local bearing a crystal gift. He grabs it, chews thrice and spits out the shrapnel machine gun style to spell 'I grind men's bones to make my bread.' We would like to quash the scandalous rumour doing the rounds about Janos too. Their is absolutely no truth in the fact that he was found in a field full of three legged sheep surrounded by empty jars of mint sause and a used box of matches. Some people believe anything, surely every Imp knowd janos eats his meat raw.

Who is this legend, this talisman I hear you cry? He is our hero. His name is Janos, Janos Kovacs, he is mental and he is mad. But when it comes to 3 p.m this Saturday he'll prove to be the greatest central defender the Imps have ever had.

Kovacs may have more pre Christmas bookings than Bernard Manning, many unfair we hasten to add in case the ref is reading, but Imp Giant yo ho ho Janos would head back cannon balls all day. Morecambe-ball's meat and drink to a warrior who is cut out for League 2 and a battle against Telford this weekend. Chiselled from Hungarian granite he is a king hailing from the Hungarian Hapsburg golden era. And we certainly don't need any shrinking violets again this week do we? We need the win and we need the cash from a cup run. We need FA Cup fear factor, a smash and grab win and the return of One Nil To The Mighty Imps.

So come on Chris lets hear the pounding of the Giant of the Imps hoofs shall we?

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